Burro-ly Functioning — Donkey Coffee Lover Figurine

All ears. Zero energy. Waiting on coffee.

Meet Burro-ly Functioning, the donkey who perfectly captures those “not before my first cup” mornings. His oversized ears, spiky black bedhead, droopy yellow eyes, and buck-toothed expression give this sleepy character plenty of personality.

Dressed in a richly textured blue bathrobe and holding an ivory-colored mug with a raised green grass design, he’s ready to settle into your coffee station, desk, or favorite display shelf. A playful gift for coffee lovers, donkey enthusiasts, or anyone running on caffeine and determination.

Product details

• One finished, assembled Coffee Donkey figurine
• Approximately 6¼ inches tall to the tips of his ears
• Item weight: 4 ounces before packaging
• Detailed gray fur, ivory-colored muzzle and inner ears, yellow eyes, and spiky black mane
• Textured blue bathrobe, black hooves, and little donkey tail
• Decorative coffee mug with raised green grass detail
• Multicolor 3D printed, carefully cleaned, assembled, and inspected by hand in our small Danville, California workshop (local pickup available in Danville — or shipped anywhere in the US)
• Photos show an actual finished Elite 3D Fab figure

Care & handling

Decorative collectible—not a children’s toy or functional drinking vessel. Ears, mane, and other detailed features can be fragile; handle with care. Small layer lines and minor variations are normal characteristics of 3D printing. Each order is carefully packaged for shipping.

Powered by coffee. Motivated by absolutely nothing.

Build your own coffee crew—explore the other characters in our Morning / Coffee Collection.

Original digital model designed by KrackO. Printed and assembled by Elite 3D Fab under commercial license. Finished physical product only; no digital files included.